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johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves and then die

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asubmissiveintraining:

The first question shouldn’t be “are you taken” but “are you interested.”

Contrary to popular stank male belief, a woman being single doesn’t endow you with magical woman-getting properties.

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